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"'tis better to remain silent and thought as a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt"

...as you leave for hiking, a pile of smoking goats behind you.

Crazy Dutchman 2010-05-22 08:03:34

Pay your bills or we kill a pig

Crazy Dutchman 2010-05-22 08:03:34

In Italy, for girls, it's dangerous, but in Lebanon, it's OK.

Stupid Italian 2010-05-22 08:03:34

You make a G& T in a contemporary glass, a small one. It's true, I read about it.

Prat, after half an hour on how to make one 2010-05-22 08:03:34

If there is an explosion, everyone stays home. Next day, everything normal. What else can you do?

Waiter, Beirut 2010-05-22 08:03:34

Dude, there's a guy behind you with an AK!

Mark 2010-05-22 08:03:34

Beetles, barbed wire and bullet holes

Mark, in description of Beirut 2010-05-22 08:03:34

If you go to Syria and ask for help, they KILL YOU!

Lebanese Shop Owner 2010-05-22 08:03:34

I mean, how just how many people do you expect to shoot in a mosque?

Chris 2010-05-22 08:03:34

I never get lost

Chris 2010-05-22 08:03:34

Engage Twix refrigeration mode

Mark 2010-05-22 08:03:34

Stairs are a digital solution to gravity and just as useful

Chris 2010-05-22 08:03:34

Farts, never a solid indicator

Jamie 2010-05-22 08:03:34

Slitty, slutty incline.

Jamie 2010-05-22 08:03:34

If you can't hack it, 'copter out

British Army 2010-05-22 08:03:34

I'm cold, I'm tired but I'm coping.

Boring Korean 2010-05-22 08:03:34

Yak-Smash!

Chris 2010-05-22 07:53:26

No Christopher Reeve jokes please.

Chris 2010-05-22 07:53:26

I'd like to apologise to our international guests...but recently it's been announced Iran has thermonuclear capabilities so we have to take steps to protect this sovereign nation.

Some local on Marathon CruiserNet

The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

Skipper of Cape Finnistere

The biggest source of pollution here is sand from the Sahara

An acclaimed race judge

Philip, as in Felip?

A Boingo Rep

If a man says something in the middle of the ocean, with no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?

Skipper in Hemingway Marina

We don't actually mind whether we sail or motor. As long as the swell isn't too big.

Philip

I didn't want to be rude so I just told him he was a c*nt

Overheard in Chaing Mai

Oh...I got my birthday wrong

Stupid Slovakian

Why is it always the virgins I have a problem with?

Jimmy 2009-12-08 03:52:25

I'm a muffdiving instructor

Irish in Manila 2009-12-07 06:27:32

Yes, 'cause I'll call you up next time and ask..Chris, is it OK if I have a smoke

Gerardo 2009-12-01 13:24:03

I think you should stab more black people

Alex 2009-12-01 13:21:16

I'm more pre-school than you. Ghetto.

Callie 2009-12-01 13:21:16

I've had many catholics

Callie 2009-12-01 13:21:16

I want to be the one who pushes you out of a plane

Chris 2009-11-18 13:13:13

Could a mosquito, if it bit you in the scrote, make someone pregnant?

Jeff 2009-10-14 00:00:00

it certainly isn't aesthetic poetry

Chris 2009-11-04 00:00:00

rss trés retard

like to think we’re an intelligent species? many people, for the greater percentage of us, would beg to differ. ok, so you have your moments basked in the admiration of others. but for the rest of the time, or even if something profound leaps like Icarus in a bid to escape the suffering, don’t be surprised if you end up here.

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