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...as you leave for hiking, a pile of smoking goats behind you.
Crazy Dutchman, 2010-05-22 08:03:34
Pay your bills or we kill a pig
Crazy Dutchman, 2010-05-22 08:03:34
In Italy, for girls, it's dangerous, but in Lebanon, it's OK.
Stupid Italian, 2010-05-22 08:03:34
You make a G& T in a contemporary glass, a small one. It's true, I read about it.
Prat, after half an hour on how to make one, 2010-05-22 08:03:34
If there is an explosion, everyone stays home. Next day, everything normal. What else can you do?
Waiter, Beirut, 2010-05-22 08:03:34
Dude, there's a guy behind you with an AK!
Mark, 2010-05-22 08:03:34
Beetles, barbed wire and bullet holes
Mark, in description of Beirut, 2010-05-22 08:03:34
If you go to Syria and ask for help, they KILL YOU!
Lebanese Shop Owner, 2010-05-22 08:03:34
I mean, how just how many people do you expect to shoot in a mosque?
Chris, 2010-05-22 08:03:34
I never get lost
Chris, 2010-05-22 08:03:34
Engage Twix refrigeration mode
Mark, 2010-05-22 08:03:34
Stairs are a digital solution to gravity and just as useful
Chris, 2010-05-22 08:03:34
Farts, never a solid indicator
Jamie, 2010-05-22 08:03:34
Slitty, slutty incline.
Jamie, 2010-05-22 08:03:34
If you can't hack it, 'copter out
British Army, 2010-05-22 08:03:34
I'm cold, I'm tired but I'm coping.
Boring Korean, 2010-05-22 08:03:34
Yak-Smash!
Chris, 2010-05-22 07:53:26
No Christopher Reeve jokes please.
Chris, 2010-05-22 07:53:26
I'd like to apologise to our international guests...but recently it's been announced Iran has thermonuclear capabilities so we have to take steps to protect this sovereign nation.
Some local on Marathon CruiserNet,
The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead
Skipper of Cape Finnistere,